My friends we live in crazy times
More alcohol, more lemons, limes
We’re seeing things, we’ve never seen.
Damn this thing, Covid-19
Locked in, Shut in, choose your phrase
This will take months , it won’t take days,
In a place we’ve never been.
Thanks a lot, Covid-19
Teaching children, the freezer’s full.
Tension, as we push and pull.
I spell check the word quarantine,
I’m watching you Covid-19
I don’t trust you, Mr. Virus
As Spotify plays Molly Cyris
The virus seems so bloody mean
Don’t want to meet Covid-19
Practising my social distance
At grocery stores with loud insistence
You just took 10 cans of beans
As you just blame Covid-19
When I ask, how are you feeling?
I look at you, not at the ceiling,
I’m now kinder, no longer mean
A symptom of Covid-19
Our government shares strong advice
They tell it to us more than twice
We’re in a movie, we’re in a scene,
How will you end? Covid-19
Breaking Bad and Chrystal Meth.
CNN another death,
I vacuum, kitchen counters sheen.
Lysol shuns Covid-19
Washing my hands every hour
And then I take another shower
I have never felt so clean
Hope not to feel Covid-19
Every day is so predictive
Social media so addictive
Charging cell phones like a teen
As we avoid Covid-19
I’ve seen the worst, I’ve seen the best,
Some have passed, some failed the test.
Soon the grass will turn to green
We must destroy Covid-19
Call your family, call your friend
Help the old ones, if you can.
Just be kind, don’t be obscene
Let’s confuse Covid-19
Here’s what I believe is true.
It’s up to me, it’s up to you.
It’s local, global not in between
Hello Goodbye Covid-19
Cue the Blong… Sometimes you just have to swear out loud,