Side Effects

  Side Effects I spent the majority of my adult career in the pharmaceutical industry.  I had the distinct pleasure Continue reading →

The Ballad of a Tim Hortons Employee

The Ballad of a Tim Hortons Employee   I work at Tim Horton’s, where you cannot say can’t. And this Continue reading →

Damn Onions

  Damn Onions There is a curious gender standard that has been taught in my family for multiple generations.  At Continue reading →

Eh Canada!

    Eh Canada   Eh Canada! The greatest land you’ll see! We’ll hide our pride, with each apology. Without Continue reading →

And The Winner Is…

And The Winner Is…   Next week I have an engagement to attend. I begin with this startling news as Continue reading →

Doremis Furd

Doremis Furd   The excitement of getting a free necklace for my wife just before Christmas was more than I Continue reading →

I Hate Fucking Cancer

  I Hate Fucking Cancer   I hate you fucking cancer A riddle without an answer   It brings you Continue reading →

Disintegration

Disintegration   We’re each a rose, when we are born Life provides the painful thorn The choice to prick is Continue reading →