Eh Canada
Eh Canada! The greatest land you’ll see!
We’ll hide our pride, with each apology.
Without a doubt, this northern route,
Has land beyond compare,
The geese and moose, those beaver tails, that cuddly grizzly bear.
Eh Canada, Better than the rest.
Eh Canada, We’ll pass with every test.
Eh Canada,Won’t brag but we’re the best.
Eh Canada, north of the USA,
Some travel there, a few decide to stay.
Mary Pickford, Martin Short and William Shatner too,
Justin Beiber, Celine Dionne, Drake and The Guess Who.
(Now before we go on here, you really have to admit that our anthem has the most beautiful melody of any anthem.)
Eh Canada, Better than the rest.
Eh Canada, We pass with every test.
Eh Canada Won’t brag but we’re the best.
Eh Canada we love the letter “U”,
Honour our Colour, our sense of humour too.
Kilograms to Celsius and Smarties that are red,
No sofas here, just chesterfields, our final letter is zed.
Eh Canada, Better than the rest.
Eh Canada, We pass with every test.
Eh Canada Won’t brag but we’re just the best.
Eh Canada, like England merged with France,
High school French, an accent with romance.
Frère Jacques, et Alouette, MercI Beaucoup pour toi.
Je me Souviens, Michelle ma Belle, Voulez vous coucher avec moi,..ce soir
Eh Canada, Better than the rest.
Eh Canada, We pass with every test.
Eh Canada, Won’t brag but we’re the best.
Ten provinces, three territories too,
Lakes every where, the snow and summer dew.
The hockey puck, so many beers, the Hubble telescope,
Our Northern Lights, First Nation rights, Diversify and cope.
Eh Canada, Better than the rest
Eh Canada, We pass with every test
Eh Canada, Won’t brag but we’re the best.
Happy birthday Oh Beautiful Country, my Beautiful Country… If you choose to listen to my
composition please remove you hat and stand at attention.